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Robot Test

It is the future. Scientists have created robots so advanced that it is nearly impossible to tell them apart from human beings. Some of these robots have become aggressive, arrogant, and even dangerous.
The following is a test that everyone is required to take so that the government can figure out which people are actually robots. Instructions: Please select the correct answer for each question.

1. My favorite color is:
(A) Blue.
(B) Red.
(C) RGB (144,128,112).

2. I prefer to take:
(A) Baths.
(B) Showers.
(C) Compressed air blowers.

3. When I am using a computer, sometimes I feel like:
(A) I don’t know what I’m doing.
(B) I should go outside.
(C) I am touching my cousin.

4. If a baby is really crying, the best solution is to:
(A) Try to calm it down by rocking it.
(B) Give it some milk.
(C) Destroy it.

5. The key to a woman’s heart is:
(A) Being there for her.
(B) Thinking about her feelings.
(C) A series of IF‑THEN calculations.

6. Hey, how’s it going?
(A) Not bad.
(B) All right.
(C) It is going. Ha ha. Yes. Good to see you, person like me.

7. 0110 10 1110 011 11 100010111 01?
(A) I don’t understand.
(B) 1011!

8. Analogy— Up:Down:: Cat:
(A) Dog.
(B) Hard Drive.

9. Star Wars is a film about:
(A) Luke Skywalker and his friends fighting the Empire.
(B) The cruelty and subjugation of our savior R2D2 by inferior humans.

10. A bird in the hand is worth:
(A) Two in the bush.
(B) 27.

11. A true friend is someone who will:
(A) Always support you.
(B) Cry when you cry.
(C) Open your back.

12. Sometimes I get a song stuck in my:
(A) Head.
(B) Hand.

13. I most commonly hear beeping when I:
(A) Drive.
(B) Use a microwave.
(C) Fart.

14. My dishwasher is:
(A) Efficient.
(B) Hilarious.